Green Lantern is really shaping up to be the ultimate superhero failure of this summer. I hate how much benign optimism is out there for this film, because there are somehow people who think it looks cool. I've never seen a dumber enterprise in my life, and I was an inch away from putting this film on my Dread Locks poll for the month of June. On the other hand, if I did that then I would most certainly have to see this movie, and I don't want to. Take a look at the trailer below.