We knew from the beginning that G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra was never going to be good. History is bound to repeat itself with the sequel, which will unfortunately, and inevitably, be directed by Stephen Sommers, the man who helmed the first film. Sommers is also infamously known for the Brendan Fraser Mummy series, so it's safe to say that he has never, and in all likelihood will never make a good film. Despite a script by the writers of Zombieland, don't expect anything special from G.I. Joe 2.