Golden Globes: What Was Good? What Sucked?

Best- Martin Scorcese Award Introduction - Robert Deniro's introduction to Scorcese was pretty hilarious, and Leonardo DiCaprio's was... alright. But the best part was the montage of film clips from Scorcese's past films, including a short sneak peek at Shutter Island, which somehow managed to be creepier than any of the trailers.

Worst- Martin Scorcese Acceptance Speech - It was Martin Scorcese talking for a long time. Enough said.

Best - Robert Downey Jr. Acceptance Speech - As soon as he got up on stage he sarcastically thanked his wife "for telling me that Matt Damon was gonna win and not to prepare an exceptance speech." I love it when comedic actors accept awards, without prepared speeches. You never know what you're gonna get.

Worst - Ricky Gervais Hosting - It brakes my heart, but I expected more from Ricky Gervais, who was barely in the show, and took too much of his time praising the actors and selfpromoting his crap. Optimistically Alec Baldwin, and Steve Martin will manage to do a good job at the Oscars.

Best - Jeff Bridges is looking a lot like Leonardo Dicaprio - During the announcing of the Best Actor Drama category, when Jeff Bridge's name was announced they immediately cut to a frame of Leonardo Dicaprio, who's confuse by the camera on him, but then starts applauding anyway.

Worst - James Cameron's Acceptance Speeches - I had thought that after all these years that James Cameron had grown since he'd written the script for Avatar 13 years ago. No such luck. He is just as dull in talking to, as he is while writing.

Best - Kathryn Bigelow's Malfunctioned Clone - While trading frames between Kathryn Bigelow, and James Cameron's wife I noticed that Cameron's wife looks so much like Kathryn Bigelow except OLD! It's as if when Cameron broke up with Kathryn Bigelow, he seized her DNA, and cloned her (It's Cameron. He has the technology!), but there was some sort of horrible malfunction and she turned out extremely decayed, and James Cameron has to feed her pituitary glands in order to sustain her. And if you don't know what that means, for the love of God watch Fringe Season 1!