Another year in which Johnny Depp crops himself up, the Golden Globes wait in the wings to praise him. If they can't get him, they'll settle for Robert Downey Jr. "The Rum Diary" looks more than a little strange, but not because of its subject matter. More than that, it looks rather straightforward and typical for a film that should have every inclination not to be so. There was a time in which I was considering it, but there's not a moment in trailers that's made me even giggle, let alone feel anything. I'm just wondering what they're doing at this point.