Kenny Loggins, what have you wrought? How the hell does "Footloose" have enough of a legacy to warrant a remake? There's no purpose behind it. It's a stereotypically 80s film and story, and the plot was illogical even back then. Now, it's just idiotic, especially when a man who looks like Dennis Quaid is pushing it. That man tells me it's against the law to dance, I go out and shoot 12 kids in the head. That's my procrastination. Do they do that in this film? No. What do they do? They dance, like a bunch of freakin' daisy cutters. I just... I can't.