Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The Latest Travesties Orchestrated by James Cameron

It's sad to think that there was once a time when James Cameron actually made amazing, and revolutionary movies. It makes his two most recent projects that much more unbearable. What's even worse is that for some reason he can't seem to walk away from them. It's most likely that James Camerons next film will be the sequel to Avatar, which I am calling Avatwo, and as testament to the films painful predictability they've decided to release the dvd on April 22nd. That's right, the Avatar Blu ray will be released on Earth Day.

To make the transition to his next project even slower, he's announced that he's going to re-release Titanic in 3D. It's not enough that he decided to make the longest, highest costing chick flick ever made. Now he wants to convert it into 3D in an attempt to make more money off of it. But what would the world be like if it ended there. Answer: Better. Cameron has also decided to release a longer version of Avatar in 3D towards the end of this year. So it's safe to say that James Cameron isn't really taking his recent failure at the academy awards well. What do you think? Are you excited about seeing Titanic and an extended edition of Avatar back on the big screen, or do your interests more align with mine in which case you are drawing out plans for Camerons assassination?

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