WHAT? NO!!!! STOP DOING THIS TO US! WE DON'T DESERVE IT!!!! I'm sorry, but the more mainstream the Academy Awards becomes, the less it holds to what it truly should be. Brett Ratner and Don Mischer are teaming up for this year's Oscar telecast, and neither of them is proving too inspiring a choice. First of all, Don Mischer was the man behind this past year's hack job of an awards ceremony, and I did not appreciate it at all. And then there's Brett Ratner, who has brought us massive failure after massive failure, all out of the attempt for excitement.
So why did the Academy do this? Because they're looking for somebody with a comedic sensibility, and who knows that better than the man behind Rush Hour 3? I'm being sarcastic, but this is truly a terrible decision I feel awful for existing to see it take place. What do you think? Happy? Engrossingly depressed and alone in the world? Because that's what I feel. When are they going to get Claire Denis to produce the awards?