Daniel Radcliffe, I'd like to ask you an honest and concerned question. What the hell do you think you're doing? I'm speaking not of your decision to do a typical Victorian scare flick. I'm not speaking of your characters' inexplicable obsession with winding up creepy dolls. I'm speaking of you. What are you doing? I thought you were going to start challenging yourself with... things. When is that going to start? I mean, you got naked on stage, and that was cool. But I want to see you prove your talent as far away from "Harry Potter" as you possibly can. Like... do something... good? That'd be fantastic!