The Twilight Saga: Breaking (Wait for it. Wait 6 Months for it) Dawn

So after several months of speculation, Summit Entertainment has finally deemed that the final installment of The Twilight Saga will be split up into two films. Isn't that the most depressing thing you've ever heard in your life? I've already expressed my intense pain and misery over the Twilight franchise's success before, so I don't need to go into detail on it this time. I'm just trying to figure out how they are going to stretch a story(?) in which nothing happens across four hours. Tell me how this makes you feel? I want to know what you know.