For Your Anticipation: What Be That, First Mate?

Somewhere between my immature initial viewing of At Worlds End and now, I became fatigued of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. At this point, I could not care less about Johnny Depp's usual Johnny Depp-isms. The "stunning visuals" we expect of Rob Marshall has pretty much worn off, as has Rob Marshall's fanbase after Chicago. He is the one hit wonder of the past decade. Adding Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane to the cast is only damage control as the producers attempt to bring excited fans back after the train wreck of the past two films.